i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Where is the hickey?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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