your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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