drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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