ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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