I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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