It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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