Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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