that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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