do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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