Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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