Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How drunk are you?
Completed.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
