She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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