He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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