I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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