beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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