That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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