dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.