ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.