i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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