I think my vagina is haunted
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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