I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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