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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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