I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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