New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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