porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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