I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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