Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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