dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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