I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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