There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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