accomplished twins. life is a go
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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