You're so nebulous sometimes
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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