escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Its about making memories worth repressing
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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