can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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