They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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