So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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