have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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