So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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