I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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