all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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