my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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