so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I am naked and annoyed.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Randomize
