is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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