Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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