I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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