Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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