Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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