This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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