In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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