You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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