Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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