so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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