if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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