i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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