I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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