the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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