He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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