we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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