I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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